If you leave a crazy work day, call home to find out that your mother in law is already at your house (thank goodness you swept the kitchen last night and put the dishes in the dishwasher) and decide you have nothing to make a suitable dinner because you were out of town all weekend and you have a husband who is not capable of going to the grocery store, then you might end up rushing to make a stop at the store (hoping you actually make it there since your gas light has been beeping at you since you left work yesterday). While at the store picking up only the neccessary ingredients for a delicious and nutritious meal to serve this happy eveining you realize you are very, very hungry. Not head hungry, but hungry. At that very moment you happen to be walking past the bulk food section where they have conviently placed ooodles and oodles of halloween CANDY! yay, grab some of those innocent gummy cinnamon bears- oh wait, it is halloween so now they look like little devil faces. pause. nah, it isn't a sign of things to come.
rush through the store collecting the rest of needed dinner items. pay. you get in your car, rush over to gas station, pull out gummy bears, er I mean devil faces to kill the hunger pain. oops you ate about 20 of them waiting for the car to fuel up. you aren't hungry anymore though. You get home and start making dinner. oh, oh. your stomach is feeling wierd! churning, gurgle, gurgle, flip-flop. oh no! rush to the bathroom. Upset tummy= stinky bathroom.
You are the devil!!
Not that I would know or anything, I was just saying something bad could happen if you eat 20 of these little jerks.
I need a nap.
You are so sweet to warn us about what is obviously a 100% HYPOTHETICAL situation. I hope the upset tummy that might have suffered if this had actually happened would have cleared up quickly.
ReplyDeleteI will definitely try my best to avoid the situation. Although my mother in law lives on another continent so I am good on that note....so maybe I won't wind up with gummy devils staring at me?
ReplyDeleteThose lil devils!!
ReplyDeleteLOL you have a good evening in spite of the devil you hear me!
ReplyDeleteEeep! I don't think I could eat candy shaped like the Devil's head.
ReplyDeleteI second that Cat...
ReplyDeleteDamn devils. They must be friends with candy corn. I swear it was created by satan himself. Just can't stop eating them...and they keep coming to visit.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...I didn't get to hug you nearly enough...so we have to make sure that happens next time.
ReplyDeleteHope the MIL visit goes well.
Just be glad that someone didn't hit the head first and clog up your toilet. *M*
ReplyDeleteLOL! I promise I'm laughing WITH you. At least you made home...
ReplyDeleteLol! Gross! How appropriate they had devil faces. :)
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